Crown Me Dead: A Dark Fantasy Romance (Heartstring Duet)
Liv Zander
by Holly Wilde
Shelby has been scrambling to get her life together for years. When things finally start to look bright, she decides a brunch with friends is the best way to celebrate this new chapter. Everything is going perfectly, the table napkins are folded into whimsical animals, the wine is chilling next to the ham, and Shelby feels like all is right in the world.
That is until a giant horned (and horny) egg crashes the party. Prying Shelby out of her shell isn’t going to be easy, but Damien the Deviled Egg is determined to get her to let loose and have fun.
Will she be able to resist his devilish charm?
Find out in The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It, a short springtime novella by Holly Wilde.
April 5, 2026
Holly Wilde does it again 🤣 What even is this?? 🤪 Don't know. Don't care. It's so absurd. So ridiculous. And I love it. These sentient smut novellas are always a good time. A guaranteed laugh and lots of fun. I love all the puns 😆 There is absolutely nothing serious here so don't try to make sense of anything. 😉 Just scoot off to a corner by yourself, take 30-45 to unwind, and enjoy some silly nonsense. 🤭 This egg man is ready to show you just how hard boiled he really is. 🤣 )
July 2, 2025
First off, I fricken love deviled eggs. So I totally get how someone could write a story about literally making love to one. Have you eaten one? Exactly. They're delicious. But I digress...The description of egg man at the beginning had me picturing Humpty Dumpty from Puss in Boots. I think I legitimately snorted at my internal visual when he first came in 😂 It wasn't until it mentioned his facial features and him turning his head over his shoulder, that I knew he obviously had a different...
November 2, 2024
I found out today was National Deviled Eggs Day and knew exactly what I wanted to read to celebrate. Fun premise and interesting characters, this book is eggcelent for a quick escape from reality. )
August 24, 2024
I died from laughter. It was too funny and the egg puns were too much for me I couldn’t handle it…. )
June 13, 2024
I need to be sedated after reading this. I don’t know what I expected, but I got so much more than I thought possible. ) One person found this helpful
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