Crown Me Dead: A Dark Fantasy Romance (Heartstring Duet)
Liv Zander
by Latrexa Nova
Some people kill for fame and fortune. I'm killing for the chance to bang my Jack-in-the-box.
Yes, I mean that literally—but hear me out:
My life blows worse than my ex. The only family member I like just died, my Mom's married to a POS perv, and if you look up 'slum lord' in the dictionary, there's a picture of my property managers.
Three steps away from needing a short vacation in a grippy-sock house, I find the antique Jack-in-the-box that used to terrify me as a kid. Sure, it scared me back then, but now… It’s always there for me. I start talking to it like it's actually alive—
—And then he invades my dreams.
There, he's real—a surprisingly sexy, lanky, sad little clown man called Claus with a spring where his legs should be. But that doesn’t stop him from using that painted smile of his to bring me more pleasure than I’ve ever known.
Then he tells me he can join me in the real world—just one catch: he needs a human sacrifice.
…I'm seriously considering it, if it means I can bounce on more than just his coil.
This is a sentient object dark romance featuring a possessed Jack in the box, an incredibly unlucky FMC, bucket of violence, extremely jacked up sex scenes, manipulation, and a content warning list long enough you oughta check it out just in case.
July 14, 2024
Latrexa is a new to me author and I couldn’t resist diving into this unique paranormal spicy romance. Needless to say - came for the demon clown, stayed for the glitter confetti love juice. Melody has had a rough go in life, but this little spitfire doesn’t give up. She keeps pushing on no more how much life may suck and I adore that about her. Things seem to take a turn when she inherits a creepy jack in the box from her grandmother though. Jack is a demon who has been trapped in the confines...
May 27, 2025
Melody is having a very bad time. Her luck is bad, everything in her life is bad and then her grandma leaves her a creepy Jack In The Box that she hated as a kid. But then Claus invades her dreams and she realizes that Claus is the clown inside the Jack In The Box. He tells Melody that he's been trapped inside the box for many years and the curse can only be broken with a human sacrifice. But she has no plans to kill anyone until someone does something to her and she does. Once Claus is out of...
July 9, 2024
This is a MF, Jack-in-the-box, sentient object paranormal romance. As usual, check trigger warnings before reading. What did I just read… and why did I like it so much? This was my first sentient object romance and now I feel like I should have given them a chance sooner. Was this a literary masterpiece? No, but I was thoroughly entertained with the story and its characters. In my opinion, this is a perfect book if you are in a reading slump, or if you want a palate cleanser without leaving the...
December 9, 2023
I received a free copy of the book and am leaving a voluntary review. Trigger Warnings of Note: attempted SA, graphic murder, sex amid said carried-out murder, a MMC who is unabashedly evil, fancy peens, clowns, etc. Wowwee! This book sure was a journey. From the first page, I was hooked. I will say, I spent like three weeks waiting for Latrexa to drop the ARC and then I didn't even find the ARC in my email until after the book was already out. Shame on me! Jack is an amazing character and love...
October 3, 2024
Absolutely obnoxious in the funniest way possible. I don't even know what i just read in one sitting but i did 🤣. I do this to myself every year in reading these wild gorey \"horror\" romances. They're absolutely funny. ) One person found this helpful
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