Crown Me Dead: A Dark Fantasy Romance (Heartstring Duet)
Liv Zander
by Robyn Peterman
Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real.
I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were.... Now I find out my family tree includes almost every deity and mythological being alive while Ethan, the one and only love of my undead life, has a limited time down under before he turns to dust.
In the land of Sin, you'd think I'd get some nookie time with my man, but no. Baby Demons, cousins, and grandparents put the kibosh on that. Blue balls are the new normal. What the hell does a half-Vampyre/half-Demon have to do to catch a break? Apparently find a freakin' sword, calm Mother Nature's unmedicated mood swings, and make sure Mr. Rogers keeps his sticky fingers to himself during weekly poker with the Devil. And I have three days to do it. By all that's unholy, I thought Ethan's Vampyre family was crazy.... Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.
May 25, 2014
\"The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook…Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real.\" I will just start out saying that I adore this book. Its uproariously, side-splittingly funny, sexy and just fun. But lets be organised about this so I don't forget anything . . . The characters were done flawlessly. The main character's a kick-ass, power-packed bundle of comedy...
April 12, 2014
Okay, if you haven't read the first book, Fashionably Dead, go download it right now and read it first. You'll lose nothing as it is free right now, and it will give you the background needed to read this one. I really enjoyed the first book, but was annoyed at the cliff-hanger ending that made it so I had to buy this one in order to finish the story. However, this one was so worth the money. Just a warning: if you are very religious and/or easily offended at different interpretations of...
October 24, 2024
Robyn is hysterical. She truly captured the wackiness that can flit through a person’s head in the most untimely of moments and yet keep the story going. This book was really good, and I loved the idea of the poker game in Hell (no spoilers). I love the protagonist’s progression and can’t wait to see where Robyn takes us next! Enjoy! >^..^< )
July 5, 2015
Book 2 takes up where the first book left off with what may have been one of the most climatic cliff hangers I have ever come across. Thankfully I only recently discovered Robyn Peterman's work so this book as well as two others in the series have already been released. Let me tell you, she has quickly worked her way up into the one of my favorite authors category. Her characters are funny, engaging and easily likeable, even the ones that you shouldn't like. Here's a rundown of this book....
August 30, 2021
Hilarious, sarcastic, snarky, and quirky! The entire family is not quite right but they are family.... meeting the other half of the family is quite the experience, to say the least! Astrid takes one hell of side trip in learning about her prophecy role. Satan, sorry Uncle Satan, is quite the character and the 7 Sins are cousins! So as Astrid is learning about the family she is still trying to figure out how to get home and how to find Ethan. She learns quite a bit about herself and her powers,...
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