Crown Me Dead: A Dark Fantasy Romance (Heartstring Duet)
Liv Zander
by Robyn Peterman
What happens when Mother Nature decides she’s had enough of her son and her granddaughter bickering? She Freakies the Friday right out of them.
My grandmother has orchestrated a psycho body swap. I’m in Uncle Satan’s body, and he’s in mine. According to Mother Nature, we have one week to respect each other or we’re stuck in this out-of-body Hell for eternity. Satan’s thinks being a Vampyre sucks, and I’m horrified that Demons have use the bathroom for more than showering and brushing their teeth. Yuck.
It gets worse.
Now, we’re in jolly old London with Martha, Jane, Lizard and a shady witch named Connie, for what I’ve been told is a redemption tour, but Satan has revenge on tap. Suddenly, our trip is more folly than jolly. There’s a Fairy Gang terrorizing London. Satan’s a big fat baby. Martha and Jane are handicapped by F-sized chesticles that keep tipping them over, and Lizard is the only voice of reason in our crew. Lizard! That’s how much trouble we’re in. The only bright spot is that Ethan is far away from this mess, dealing with Vampyre politics, and doesn’t have a front row seat to my humiliation.
If only. It’s never that easy when it comes to being The Chosen One. It turns out the Oklahoma Vamps are draining humans until they are dead. They’ve kidnapped Ethan and are threatening to unalive him unless I exchange my life for his. I’d do it in a heartbeat...if only I was still me.
Forget about respecting the Devil. I’ll have to learn to do more than trust my uncle if I want to save myself and the love of my undead life.
Could this Friday get any freakier if it tried? Hell to the no.
May 3, 2026
I love Satan's and Astrid's obsessions. The punishment at the end was perfect. Great book and series with true laugh out loud moments. )
April 21, 2026
Another great read. I as always laughed so hard ppl looked at me like I was crazy! ( read it outside) Good story, the hilarity of the situation was as great as the rest of the series! I have no idea where Robyn comes up with some of the things she does, but I am so happy she does. I think she really needs to have one where Mother Nature gets paid back for causing crap! I want another book ASAP! ) One person found this helpful
May 3, 2026
The gang is back. Silly, funny, and danger. A new powerful mysterious friend or foe? A loved one to save. A fantastic series. No cliffhanger and hea. )
April 22, 2026
It is physically impossible to read this book and not wet yourself. How Robyn can come up with such endearing and hilarious characters is beyond me. Hats off to a funny, outstanding read. ) One person found this helpful
May 13, 2026
Was wonderful! The Freaky Friday trope was on point and were would Astrid be without Martha, Jane and Lizard. I would have enjoyed a little more of Gigi but it's ok. I'm hoping for more books in the Hot Damned series. )
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