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You're So Dead to Me (Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries luxe editions Book 1)

Name: You're So Dead to Me (Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries luxe editions Book 1)
Rating: 4.4 (3630 reviews)
Author: Steffanie Holmes
ISBN: B0BWHQQ17M

by Steffanie Holmes

witches

About this book

What do you do when three hot, possessive ghosts want to jump your bones?

I’m Bree, and I see dead people.

Not all dead people. Only those with unfinished business. They’re everywhere – I’ll be eating my breakfast and a poisoned heiress glares over my Cheerios, and I can’t even enjoy the wilderness without being accosted by chattering ex-hikers who don’t understand which mushrooms are edible.

I’ve returned to my hometown of Grimdale to cat-sit for my parents while I plan my next move. I’m looking forward to raiding their fridge, hanging out with their two mischievous kittens, and staying far, far away from anything supernatural.

But I forgot that I’m never alone in Grimdale.

The three ghosts I used to play with as a kid are back in my life again. Only now I’m their age and they’re infuriatingly attractive.

There’s the slightly psychotic Roman soldier who loves the Great British Bake Off, the bossy, aristocratic royal prince who demands the finer things in life (er, death), and the blind Victorian gentleman adventurer who doesn’t have a mean bone in his body (or any bones, for that matter).

But my three ghoulish houseguests are the least of my problems. I’ve landed a job giving tours of the historic Grimdale Cemetery, and on my very first day, I stumble into a fresh corpse.

The dead guy’s ghost needs me to solve his murder so he can cross over, but sticking my nose into spirit business might see me to an early grave.

As for my three hauntingly hot friends? It turns out their unfinished business…is me.

You’re So Dead to Me is the first in a darkly humorous paranormal romance series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin’ to set your coffin a rockin’, then quit ghouling around and start reading!

Publication Date: May 25, 2026
ASIN: B0BWHQQ17M

Reader Reviews

OMG this is such a fun read

January 28, 2026

The author has an incredible sense of humor. She creates characters that are funny stereotypes, but also real people with real feelings in her paranormal stories. I’m not into gothic literature but her work isn’t scary, it integrates other stories in the same universe and uses humor to introduce diverse characters. She is respectful of characters se@u@l diversity and focuses on love and kindness. I can’t get enough. )

Super cute!

April 21, 2026

I have to say this was one of the cutest books I’ve read in a while! It was slow to start, but once I got into the thick of the story it definitely kept me engaged and the end had me reeling for more! The character depth was absolutely amazing, Edward and Ambrose were two of my all time favorite characters in this book and getting to see Mina (who we also saw in Fangs for nothing) was super fun! I had no idea the two different series were connected in anyway, as Fangs for nothing has been the...

Super cute!

April 21, 2026

](https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_avp?ie=UTF8&nodeId=G8UYX7LALQC8V9KA) I have to say this was one of the cutest books I’ve read in a while! It was slow to start, but once I got into the thick of the story it definitely kept me engaged and the end had me reeling for more! The character depth was absolutely amazing, Edward and Ambrose were two of my all time favorite characters in this book and getting to see Mina (who we also saw in Fangs for nothing) was...

Paranormal Why Choose Romance at its FINEST

July 18, 2023

OMG I freaking ADORED You’re So Dead to Me and highly recommend it to fans of why choose romance!! This was one of those books that made me and my weird self feel seen and beloved and understood. I'm Shakespeare scholar and a devout lover of all things Poe, so needless to say the world this author has crafted felt like home. I am equally obsessed with each of the MMCs--Pax, Edward, and Ambrose are all absolutely delightful and so very special. Tropes to Expect: —Slow-to-Medium Burn Spice...

Paranormal Why Choose Romance at its FINEST

July 18, 2023

](https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_avp?ie=UTF8&nodeId=G8UYX7LALQC8V9KA) OMG I freaking ADORED You’re So Dead to Me and highly recommend it to fans of why choose romance!! This was one of those books that made me and my weird self feel seen and beloved and understood. I'm Shakespeare scholar and a devout lover of all things Poe, so needless to say the world this author has crafted felt like home. I am equally obsessed with each of the MMCs--Pax, Edward, and...