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Never Text a Minotaur: A Cozy Monster Romance (Wrong Move, Right Monster)
by Honey Phillips
About this book
She wanted a ladder. She got a minotaur.
Clara Bellweather’s professional life is a meticulously organized system of color-coded calendars, perfectly cataloged books, and emergency backup bookmarks. Unfortunately, her personal life is a chaotic mess of tripping over air and failed online dates.
In desperate need of a ladder for a reading event, Clara does what any socially awkward librarian would do—she texts her handsome new neighbor. Or, at least, she thinks she texts him.
A series of awkward texts leads to an even more awkward meeting where she discovers that she’s actually been exchanging messages with a massive, horned minotaur. Rion is gruff, reclusive, and intimidating but he's also unexpectedly kind and ridiculously handsome.
After recruiting Rion to help with her event, she starts to realize that the grumpy minotaur might be the only male in town who isn't completely and utterly wrong for her.
The library needs a ladder. The town needs an event. And Clara needs to stop having feelings for a minotaur who's probably allergic to sunshine.
(Each book in the Wrong Move, Right Monster series can be read as a standalone. These sweet and spicy romances are intended for mature readers.)
- Publication Date
- May 25, 2026
- ASIN
- B0G4X9SXN6
Reader Reviews
May 20, 2026
I loved how this book was written. It made me wish that such things as minotaurs, and the like, were real. There was magic in this book. I really enjoyed how it stayed positive, how people rallied together for what was right. This story is definitely one of my favorites! )
May 21, 2026
This was gooey and mushy in all the right ways! It was the first book I've read that wrote out texts the way she did and it wasn't bad. Sometimes it pulled me out of the story which was the only draw back. )
April 11, 2026
Loved the story. Never Text a Minotaur was so enjoyable. It was not just a romance but had several lovely lessons in acceptance. Kudos! )
March 24, 2026
What a great book. So much warmth, love and laughter. I thought it was perfect! I can't wait to read more of Honey's work. )
May 15, 2026
Were there no editors available? So,so many plot errors. Examples\" * \"the few times I've been here.\" (You were there once) * \"dropped you off yesterday.\" (It was that morning) * \"tell me why you wanted to be a librarian.\" (Thus conversation already happened via text) * \"my bull-headed boss\" he responded \"I'm not bull-headed\" (he is highly educated he would not have thought that statement was about him. * she writes in a text: \"monster, oops sorry non-human\" that isn't how texts...
