With Hearts of Flame (Deluxe Limited Edition): A Dark Academia Romantasy Novel of Vampires and Dragons Featuring Stenciled Edges and Illustrated Endpapers (Bloodwing Academy, 4)
Briar Boleyn
Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned Series, Book 1)
by Robyn Peterman
About this book
Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.
At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
“Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!” Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series
- Publication Date
- May 25, 2026
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Reader Reviews
September 6, 2013
Marie's Tempting Reads Review: Another great book by the fun and talented author, Robyn Peterman. I had read this when it was first released but when I was asked if I would like to do a review for Fashionably Dead I knew I had to do a reread to refresh my brain. I forgot how entertaining this was. This book took vampyres to a new and exciting place, making them unique but with certain qualities you would expect from the \"normal\" vampires. I ADORED it too! We have such a combination of quirky...
March 16, 2014
The sparkling gem of this story is the irreverent and fearless humor. I swear on all things Prada, it will make you laugh out loud. I startled my dog several times while reading this book. She finally got so disgruntled she left the room. Astrid is somewhat archetypal: She's a pretty but slightly dysfunctional woman with relationship issues and of course, a heart of gold. She's \"not a ho-bag\" but has a healthy sexuality. She doesn't know her own worth, has self-doubts, but soon realizes her...
December 22, 2015
5 Really Dead Stars! So I was a little broke and decided to browse the $0 dlls kindle eBooks and i encountered this book and decided to give it a chance. It was awesome, so awesome, i ended up buying the rest of the series and now i'm completely broke but i don't care, it was worth it. Astrid decides to quit smoking by going to a hypnotist but ends up as a vampyre and all hell breaks loose. I loved the world, the main characters, the second characters, all of the characters period! The story...
September 10, 2014
Fashionably Dead by Robyn Peterman is book one in her Hot Damned series and it was a winner in my opinion. When I picked up this book for free from Amazon I read a review that stated that it ended in a cliff hanger. I hate cliff hanger endings. So I waited until book two, Fashionably Dead Down Under, came out. Then life got in the way and now book three, Hell On Heels, is out next week! So I pushed life aside and got busy reading. Astrid decided to quit smoking by being hypnotized....
September 20, 2025
I've read books 1 thru 19 and came back here to tell you how great these are. The characters have such quirky personalities that just suck you in. So many great jokes, I've saved up some to use myself. You are reading along and just burst into laughter and can't get to the next sentence because you start laughing again. My husband has kicked me out of bed several times for waking him up when that happens. I try to make it sound like I'm coughing but that doesn't work. There is alot of swearing...
