Pounded by my Monster Rolling Pin: One girl. Fourteen inches of wood. (A Kitchen Monster Romance)

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She wished for a simpler life. The universe delivered two seven-foot kitchen monsters and a bureaucratic nightmare instead.

Abby Dixon is barely keeping it together. She’s still getting used to her bond with a jealous, sentient stand mixer and the fact that her magical sanctuary bakes fresh pastries every time she orgasms.

Then a mysterious lavender-scented box arrives.

Inside is a sleek French rolling pin with violet eyes and fourteen inches of very polished hardwood… who has zero intention of playing nice with the mixer.

Now Abby’s life explodes into a territorial war between two possessive kitchen tools, the sudden interest of a shady Flour Council that takes “extraction” far too literally, and a supernatural threesome she never asked for... but definitely isn’t turning down.

Her pre-law barista is building a legal case, her bakery assistant’s cat has been involuntarily bedazzled, and her broody landlord in Prague is finally trying to come home. Meanwhile, a mysterious regular customer knows about way more than just her usual muffin order.

Abby’s done playing it safe. She’s done turning herself down.

Even if it means battling an ancient magical bureaucracy, embracing her why-choose destiny, and discovering just how much pleasure two monster kitchen tools can deliver… together.

Pounded by my Monster Rolling Pin is book two in The Kitchen Monster Romance series: a spicy, cozy monster romance packed with explicit open-door steam, laugh-out-loud chaos, found family, and the kind of croissants that make you believe in magic.

Perfect for readers who love their romance magical, spicy, and delightfully unhinged.