3.3 (552 ratings)

The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It : A Sentient Object Romance with an Egg

Name: The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It : A Sentient Object Romance with an Egg
Rating: 3.3 (552 reviews)
Author: Holly Wilde
ISBN: B0CXQDLF76

by Holly Wilde

demons

About this book

Shelby thought her biggest brunch-time dilemma was choosing between mimosas or bloody marys. After years of scrambling to stabilize her chaotic life, she finally feels like she has it all figured out. But when a giant, horned, and undeniably horny entity crashes her table, Shelby discovers that some cravings cannot be satisfied by appetizers alone. Enter Damien, a sentient Deviled Egg with a personality as spicy as his paprika garnish and a demonic agenda that is anything but ordinary.

This is the ultimate guilty pleasure for readers who crave the bizarre side of the paranormal romance genre. Holly Wilde leans hard into the absurdity of hell-realm tropes, delivering a narrative that is as unhinged as it is addictive. Whether you are looking for a laugh-out-loud escape from reality or simply want to see how far the boundaries of sentient object romance can stretch, this novella is a masterclass in ridiculous charm.

Ditch your expectations and prepare for a springtime fling that is completely egg-centric. It is fast-paced, unapologetically weird, and guaranteed to make you look at your party platters differently. If you are ready to crack open a story that is as delicious as it is devilish, this is your next must-read.

Publication Date: May 25, 2026
ASIN: B0CXQDLF76

Reader Reviews

Ridiculously dumb. Love it!

April 5, 2026

Holly Wilde does it again 🤣 What even is this?? 🤪 Don't know. Don't care. It's so absurd. So ridiculous. And I love it. These sentient smut novellas are always a good time. A guaranteed laugh and lots of fun. I love all the puns 😆 There is absolutely nothing serious here so don't try to make sense of anything. 😉 Just scoot off to a corner by yourself, take 30-45 to unwind, and enjoy some silly nonsense. 🤭 This egg man is ready to show you just how hard boiled he really is. 🤣 )

Entertaining

July 2, 2025

First off, I fricken love deviled eggs. So I totally get how someone could write a story about literally making love to one. Have you eaten one? Exactly. They're delicious. But I digress...The description of egg man at the beginning had me picturing Humpty Dumpty from Puss in Boots. I think I legitimately snorted at my internal visual when he first came in 😂 It wasn't until it mentioned his facial features and him turning his head over his shoulder, that I knew he obviously had a different...

A quick, quirky read perfect for National Deviled Eggs Day!

November 2, 2024

I found out today was National Deviled Eggs Day and knew exactly what I wanted to read to celebrate. Fun premise and interesting characters, this book is eggcelent for a quick escape from reality. )

oh my eggs

August 24, 2024

I died from laughter. It was too funny and the egg puns were too much for me I couldn’t handle it…. )

Someone admit me to a psych ward

June 13, 2024

I need to be sedated after reading this. I don’t know what I expected, but I got so much more than I thought possible. ) One person found this helpful